Tipsy's Travel Tips

🧳 Pack enough underwear for your trip… then add 3 more pairs. Trust me. Pick up some underwear here: Ladies and Gentlemen
🐒 Bring a travel buddy (ideally someone who knows how to read maps, speak a language, and bail you out if necessary).
📖 Double-check your passport isn’t expired — unless you enjoy an awkward chat with airport security.
💰 Notify your bank that you’re traveling — they get suspicious when you suddenly buy flaming cocktails in Bangkok.
💉 Check if you need any vaccines — rabies is a real mood killer.
🍸 Download a translation app, or bring a language phrase book specific to your destination. — knowing how to order “one more round” is critical cultural immersion.
📄 Print your itinerary, or at least scribble it on a cocktail napkin for reference.
💵 Have some local cash — some places don’t accept sock monkey IOUs.
📲 Set up an international phone plan — or prepare to survive off sketchy Wi-Fi at bars.
🛂 Make copies of your passport and ID — especially after the 4th mojito.
🍔 Learn how to say “Where’s the nearest food?” in the local language.
🏥 Pack a small first aid kit — Band-Aids and aspirin, because you never know when adventure (or tequila) strikes.
🧴 Bring travel-sized toiletries — even the fanciest hotel can’t save you from Monkey Breath.
Don’t forget your jaunty cap — it’s essential for making friends and confusing customs officials.

🕺 Download some tunes — spontaneous dance parties can happen anywhere, even airport bathrooms.
🧷 Bring a travel sewing kit — sometimes even monkeys lose a button or two.
📸 Back up your photos — your phone can survive a lot, but not a dive into the Mediterranean.
🍾 Research local drinks — respect the regional booze and it will respect you back.
🗺️ Write down the address of your hotel — “That place with the door” won’t cut it at 2 AM.
👀 Pack an eye mask and earplugs — because your neighbors might snore like walruses.
🌍 Learn a few local customs — you don’t want to accidentally insult someone’s grandma.
📦 Leave room in your suitcase for souvenirs — and emergency snacks.
✉️ Tell someone where you’re going — just in case you become King of a small island and forget to call home.
🏥 Buy travel insurance — because nothing says “adventure” like needing a cast in Croatia.
🍹 Create a booze bucket list — you’ve got to honor Tipsy McSockerson’s legacy, after all.
🗣️ Practice your “I meant to do that” face — it’s useful when you trip over cobblestones or accidentally sit on a royal cat.
🧭 Trust your gut — if something feels sketchy, it probably is (unless it’s a taco stand at 3 AM, then you just roll the dice).